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Okay, this is what happened. I was on the subway, which wasn't at all crowded. Three people got on, two men and one woman. Despite the fact that there were plenty of empty seats, one of the men instructed the woman to sit beside me. Which was kind of irksome. People really don't sit next to strangers on the subway unless there's no alternative. It just seems impolite. Anyway, the man then stepped across the aisle to consult the subway map, returned, and sat on the other side of the woman. The second man stood in the aisle in front of them. The first man started telling a story fairly loudly and expressively, but I couldn't completely hear him over my walkman. Then I heard one sentence pretty clearly. It was enough to make me turn off my walkman to hear the rest. The combination of delivery and content was irresistible. I'll try to recount it as best I can.
So, I call the number she gives me and say, "I have an emergency, I'm down in the subway," and the guy on the phone says, "What station?" and I say "I'm at 46th Street," and he says, "That's not us, you have to call a different number," and I say, "But this is an emergency!" and he says, "Doesn't matter, we don't cover that station." So, I call the number he gives me, and tell this third person that I'm down in the subway, and all I want to do is report this emergency, and he says, "If it's an emergency, you've got to call 911." I say, "I tried that, but that they said that I had to call some other number, and then that guy told me to call you!" Then the guy tells me, "What you need to do is go and find a transit cop," so, I say, "But you don't understand, I've found a human leg here! I don't think I should leave it!" Then the guy actually says, "So, it's a leg. Are you worried that it's going to get up and walk away?"
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