Right this minute, I'm a mess in fifteen different ways. I've told fifteen different secrets to fifteen different people. Danger and I have recovered our friendship. Also, I've given two or more people away. Also, only one was given away for keeps. And then there's that I will be broadcasted 'round the world on Saturday night. Are there any songs you'd like to hear? Any songs, anyone, anywhere?

p.s. If I trusted my phone, I'd likely call you right now. You could try calling me, but would it even work?